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The forest council has spoken and it’s heckin’ generous.

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Collar Tag Flex

€4.50

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Collar Tag Flex — Loud, Long, Unapologetic

These Collar Tag Flex tags are not subtle.

They’re longer, wider, and louder than your average tag — because sometimes a tiny nameplate just doesn’t do your personality justice.

Each tag comes with bold, silly, mildly unhinged text designed to let the world know exactly what’s going on with you today. Consider them wearable status updates. Or warnings. Or cries for help. We don’t judge.

Perfect for collars, harnesses, keychains, or anywhere you feel like publicly oversharing without saying a word.

If someone reads it and makes a face — congrats, it’s working.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

These tags weren’t made to be quiet anyway.