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Fursuit Spray | DARK PATCHOULI

€4.99

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Dark Patchouli smells deep, earthy, and intensely moody.

Rich, warm patchouli with a dark, slightly smoky depth — grounding, mysterious, and the kind of scent that makes people assume you know things. (Whether you actually do is… debatable.)

It’s heavy in the best way. Earthy, subtly sweet, and confidently bold, like old books, low lighting, and opinions you didn’t ask for. This scent doesn’t rush. It settles in and stays — unlike your attention span.

Dark Patchouli feels ritualistic and atmospheric, like incense burning while you stare dramatically into the distance pretending you’re profound. Don’t worry, it helps sell the illusion.

It doesn’t try to be fresh or cute.

It’s here to be deep, grounding, and a little intimidating — which you clearly enjoy more than you let on.

Perfect for suits that want to smell dark, earthy, and powerfully grounded —

even if the wearer is one call away from calling it “a vibe” and feeling superior about it. UwU