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Fursuit Spray | GREEN TEA 🕘

€4.99

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Green Tea smells light, fresh, and quietly elegant.

Clean tea leaves with a gentle warmth — calming, refined, and effortlessly soothing. It’s the kind of scent that makes everything feel a little more balanced, even if that balance is mostly aspirational.

Subtle and graceful, Green Tea doesn’t rush or overwhelm. It settles in softly, fresh and smooth, like a calm moment carved out of a noisy day. Clean, airy, and reassuring in a you’ve got this kind of way.

And no — it’s not a joke.

Unlike your life, which is basically a tea bag that needed a little more time in a hot cup of chaos…

but instead soaked way too long and now tastes bitter.

It happens. Growth is a process.

Green Tea stays gentle, composed, and pleasant —

even while quietly judging your lack of timing.

Perfect for suits that want to smell light, fresh, and effortlessly elegant —

even if the wearer is still figuring out the correct steeping time for literally everything else. UwU