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The forest council has spoken and it’s heckin’ generous.

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Fursuit Spray | PARIS SPRING

€4.99

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Paris Spring smells fresh, bloomy, and unrealistically romantic.

Clean spring air, soft flowers, and that light, elegant freshness that makes you believe love is possible — even if your dating history says otherwise.

No, it doesn’t smell rusty.

This is the cleanest Paris has ever smelled in its entire existence.

A fantasy Paris. The one from postcards. Not the one with pigeons and disappointment.

It’s basically the closest you’ll get to the most romantic city in the world right now — because you’re single, touch-starved, and absolutely committed to pretending.

Convincing yourself you’re standing on top of the Eiffel Tower instead of your room, questioning why no one texts back.

Paris Spring enables the delusion.

Fresh, floral, hopeful - just enough romance to keep you going without fixing anything.

Perfect for suits that want to smell light, elegant, and tragically romantic

even if the wearer is one baguette breeze away from crying “je t’aime” to absolutely no one. UwU